Copyright Violation MkIII

Einige der älteren Semester hier mögen sich daran erinnern, dass es zu Beginn von MkII mal einen Thread gab, in welchem die oftmals sehr amüsanten Drohungen von Copyrightverstößen bei Privateer Press Produkten gesammelt wurden (Wer sich nicht erinnern kann: Hier klicken!). Jetzt haben wir eine neue Edition und ich finde, das ist ein guter Zeitpunkt, mal wieder mit dem Sammeln anzufangen.

MkIII
Warmachine
Prime - "When it comes to copyright violators, we are long on memory and short on patience. We have the timing down cold, and out damage rolls are always boosted."
Retribution Command Book - "Respect our intellectual property. Please. Because when our legal team seeks retribution against those who violate copyright, not even the Phoenix Protocol can save them."

Hordes
Grymkin Command Book - "Violate ye our copyright not, lest thy teeth be claimed by rot. But hold ye copyright sacrosanct, ye'll have our deepest heartful thanks."

Ich bitte um Ergänzungen und werde diese mit Freude in den ersten Post editieren.

Und für die schönere Übersicht: Hier nochmal die gesammelten Werke aus MkI und MkII.

MKI
Warmachine
Prime - "Don't mess with us - or we WILL send the Butcher after you!"
Prime Remix - "Steal our material and you’ll find out the hard way that rulebooks (and music) aren’t the only things that can be remixed."
Escalation - "Seriously! We’re friggin’ pirates. You don’t screw with pirates."
Apotheosis - "Ever wonder what it would feel like to have the Deathjack consume your soul? Steal from us and find out."
Superiority - [i]"The souls of copyright violaters make particulary juicy ammunation for Mortifier Cannons. Think we don’t have one? Think again."
Legends - "We have, dare I say, lengendary techniques for dealing with those who violate our copyrights."
Pirates of the Broken Coast - "Do we really have to include a threat of what we do to copyright violators here? I mean c'mon, we're Pirates! Doesn't it go without saying that you don't steal from Pirates?"

Hordes
Primal - "Trust us this one. The dire troll we have chained up in the shipping bay is always hungry, and we’d love to feed him crunchy copyright violaters."
Metamorphis - "Don't steal from us. Imagine Megalith were a giant book of copyright law. Now imagine him falling on your head. Not pretty."
Evolution - "Please do not steal from us. It only makes our Agonzier sadder. The cries are haunting."

MKII
Warmachine
Prime - "Don't steal from us. We have several years worth of steam-powered necromantic badness awaiting those how violate our copyrights."
Wrath - "Easy puns about feeling our wrath aside, you shouldn’t even be considering theft of our copyrighted material at this point. The Wraith Engine is scary enough before it gets angry. Let's not give it an excuse."
Colossals - "Don’t steal our copyrighted material. Not only would it be a colossal mistake and a colossal waste of both your time and ours, but it would also mar our colossal celebration of the colossal release of these colossal colossals. Colossal!"
Vengeance - "While working on so many badass cavalry models, we learned a fair bit about feaguing. It presents us
with an excellent method with which we can take our vengeance on copyright violators."
Forces of Khador - "Steal our material and we'll tell Karchev you failed him. He's not a guy you want to disapoint"
Forces of Cygnar - "You remember that whole deal when Stryker
put a bunch of Menites on a barge and floated them to a prison? Well,
he's got a second barge for folks who violate our copyrights. You don't want to know where that second barge goes."
Forces of Cryx - "Ever wonder what's actually brewing inside a bloat thrall? If you guessed the corroding remains of copyright violators, you're right!"
Forces of Menoth - "Wracks? Cleansing fire? Being chained to a
warjack? There is no end of terrible from this book awaiting those who
steal our stuff. Don't do it."
Forces Retribution of Scyrah - "Don't steal our material. Haven't our poor Iosans suffered enough already? Have You read their history yet? It's tragic!"
Forces of Mercenaries - "Our copyrights are important to us, so don't steal them. Kell Bailoch has several notches on his rifle that represent what used to be copyrigth violators. Kell enjoys his work."
Forces of Convergence - "Don’t steal our copyrighted material, or else you may find your soul trapped in one of our many essence chambers. It should be noted that we do not plug essence chambers containing copyright violators into giant awesome robots or clockwork vessels. Oh no. Copyright violators get plugged into our automated fecal matter disposal systems."
Forces of Cephalix - "The process for converting living, breathing people into mindless d rudge servants is agonizing, insufferable, and definitely morally abhorrent. Unless it is affecting copyright violators, in which case it is perfect."

Hordes
Primal - "Remember that dire troll we keep chained up in the warehouse to which we feed copyright violators? Well here's the thing about dire trolls: they are always hungry."
Domination - "Take special note of the process by which Kallus recuperates from grievous wounds. Now imagine his disembodied athanc shard placed strategically next to a copyright violator."
Gargantuans - "Can you imagine what it must have been like for the mountain kings to lie dormant underneath mountains of rock and dirt for thousands of years? Nothing to do, nothing to eat, and only dreams of what could have been to keep them company? Now imagine copyright violators being buried that long. We’re not saying we bury copyright violators under mountains—but we kind of are."
Exigence - "Don’t steal our copyrighted material, and we'll promise not to tell everyone that you had to look up what "exigence" means. Don't try to deny it; we know you looked it up."
Forces of Skorne - "Have you seen some of the awful things the skorne take for granted? Torture, slavery, paingivers—and of course those poor agonizers? Steal from us, and all those will seem like a spa weekend."
Forces of Trollbloods - "It would be unwise to steal our copyrighted material. Full-blood trolls can regenerate mutilated limbs, shattered bones, and lacerated organs. Copyright violators cannot. They don’t even get a Tough roll."
Forces of Everblight - "Do you hear it? Can you feel your lord's blighted heartfire burning within your soul? The dragon compels you to obey your master—to pour forth over the lands of western Immoren consuming and conquering for your dragonlord's glory and power and also not stealing Privateer's copyrighted material."
Forces of Orboros - "Use our copyrighted material without permission, and you might find yourself becoming Wurmwood’s next human sock puppet."
Forces of Minions - "Gators and pigs, right? It's all fun and games making jokes about leather, talking about bacon, or stealing copyrighted material until a wrastler catches you in its rolling death grip. Best to avoid the jokes and copyright infringement altogether."

Auch hier bitte ich um Ergänzungen aus den restlichen MkII-Büchern.